10 crazy parenting products
Pee-pee teepee, placenta teddy and the baby toupee. Just say no.
By Carrie Linder
Article originally in Parent24
1. Sonogram Cufflinks
Picture of the scan in your wallet? Adorable. Pictures of the scan on your cufflinks? Overkill.
2. Cry Detector
“When Your Baby Cries, Now You'll Know Why.” That’s nice. But can you make it stop?
3. The Ritmo™ Advanced Sound System
Because playing a CD player next to your stomach is so last season.
4. Zaki Infant Pillow
Every mother’s dream: two extra hands. And one traumatised baby.
5. Fanny Pack Leash
They cut the umbilical cord for a reason. I’m just saying.
6. Baby Toupee
Because a baby without any hair is just embarrassing.
7. Pee Pee Teepee
Remind me what’s wrong with a strategically placed tissue?
8. Customizable cardboard cot
A cot that will be soggy after one wee. For R2 000.
9. Time Out Pad
For parents who like to discipline with lights and music.
10. Placenta Teddy Bear
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. But I guess it beats eating it.
What is on your list of crazy parenting products?