Mom, the hunter
Evolution is upon us, parenting roles have been irrevocably reversed!
Things aren’t what they used to be, and it’s just not cricket! Former glamour model Jordan, aka Katie Price, dumps Peter Andre after a brief marriage and two kids. Nothing unusual about that, it happens every day.
However, back in my day, the dumping was usually done by the guy, who would usually be a rakish lowlife who’d waste no time trying to fertilize the ovaries of another female of the species. A guy like this would often hold some strange appeal to women. They’d know he was a waste of space and that he had zero responsibility when it came to taking care of his various loin-sprouts. However, they’d somehow sense that he was probably a great shag and so the story goes.
So what about Jordan? Well she buggers off on a Caribbean holiday and is caught on camera displaying her sizeable assets shamelessly, flaunts several new toy-boys and speaks highly of their bedside manners. She also badmouths her ex to the point where she says nasty things about his Johnson. Okay I know she’s trailer trash. But I have a sneaky suspicion that we are witnessing evolution as its happening.
Peter Andre on the other hand, stays home with the kids, takes them strawberry picking and has made a vow to stay celibate until their divorce is final. Yes, I know, très bizarre! Before long, we’ll be shedding our penises, producing milk in our pecs, cooking and cleaning and waiting for the likes of Jordan to come home so we can lay back and do our marital duty. Just not cricket old chap.
And what about Cameron Diaz speed dating Leonardo, Keanu and someone else, I forget who, in the space of 3 weeks or something? I’m telling you, the roles are changing, its starts with Jordan and Cameron and it will filter down to us mere mortals when the evolutionary process has been completed.
My daughters will be expecting their men to darn socks, cook a great casserole, fix the car, decorate the house and know his way around the bedroom all in an effort just to keep them interested for longer than five minutes?
So what do you think, are we evolving into complete parental role reversal?