But granny uses her wooden spoon for cooking!
My nephew aged about 4 walked into the kitchen where Granny Merle was stirring something with a wooden spoon.
The lounge was full of family for Christmas and he ran in and announced
‘Mum, Granny Merle uses her wooden spoon for cooking!’
My sister the child batterer!
In reality it is mostly a threat although this aunt thinks it should be used more!
Grumpy Auntie Munchie