The child FBI
They're everywhere, and they're watching you...
Adele Hamilton, Editor Parent24 (Shawn Benjamin)
There's no privacy for mommies. Or daddies either. What we do, we do in the full glare of our children's scrutiny.

'Daddy, why is your willy so hairy?'

'Mommy, are you buying MORE wine?'

'Why are you both naked under your duvet?'

No paparazzi could be as relentless as our children are when it comes to watching our every move.

Toddlers and preschoolers are particularly prone to this. And they don't care about your delicate feelings or your hard-earned reputation in the world.

We get used to living our lives under constant surveillance. Even in the toilet, we are not safe, as our bloggers Sumanda and Tania discovered.

Here's some more about our privacy...

Caught in the act
Kids vs your sex life

...and theirs:

That's private!

Ever wished you could shake off the kid who's tailing you? Confess!

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