Hideous baby shower cakes
Blue babies, belly-button bursters and scary water birth cakes. These may give you nightmares.
Can I just point out that this supposedly newborn baby is blue. BLUE. That is NOT the colour you want your baby to be when it's born. I'm just saying.
I'm not sure if that Chestburster is coming out of a vagina or a stomach but either way - What on earth?! And yes, this was really a baby shower cake.
Oh! Why didn't anyone ever tell me that babies are really born via the belly button? Also, aren't those boobs a little sexy for a baby shower cake?
What. Is. That?! Gah! It's so frightening. There are so many things wrong with this cake. The legs, the creepy undead baby, the blood. Just so many things. Good luck with those nightmares!
How appetising! The blood, the folded back skin - what could be more yummy? And who wouldn't want to eat a slice of C-section cake before they give birth?
Firstly, why is this newborn baby sleeping ever so soundly amongst those surgeon tools? And just as a side thought - Why is there a PLACENTA in a bowl?! Please excuse me while I bring up my lunch...
This is my number 1 most scary baby shower cake ever. The frightening 'birth face', the snake-like water, the cake in the middle of the bath... This is the cake that nightmares are made of. I apologise. (Not really.)
You may think this baby is cute. It's not cute when you find out that this cake was fashioned after the lucky couple's actual baby. "Eat your baby!"
This baby shower cake was so graphic, it had to be censored. Why are all these birthing mothers naked?!
No, that is not a man on his hands and knees sticking his head out from under a blanket. That is infact a C-section baby. The stuff nightmares are made of I tell you!
I had to laugh seeing these cake pops. Not only are they covered in sperm cells but they're blue, um, balls of cake...
Whoa, Mama! This mom must have a thing about showing off her boobs. Either that or she works for Playboy?
Good grief! That is super creepy. Demon baby with a tiny hand holding a rattle? I'll be sleeping with the lights on tonight.
Wow! How many babies are in there and trying to escape? Looks painful.
The fact that this flat body has a stubby neck, no arms and a very strange belly just makes me uncomfortable. Is it just me?
Ouch! That infant is about to become a belly burster! Slow down there, jungle baby.