tummy and a new baby are a magnet for people to pry into your personal
business. Here are some of the
interesting things I’ve been asked or told, soon you’ll have your own
Are you offended because you know I’ve had sex
or do boeps offend you in general?
buy looser maternity clothes, you can see that you’re pregnant in that". Said to
me by numerous people, colleagues, strangers, friends’ parents.
I was not
aware that clothing was adjusted to hide a pregnancy, I thought it was adjusted
so that it would fit around a changing pregnant body (not that our chain store
maternity departments realise this, they make sack shaped clothing only). It's
not as if I was wearing a cat suit, I wore maternity business suits, jeans,
swing tops and dresses. I’m not
embarrassed to be pregnant. I’m sorry
pregnancy offends you, but I’m not going to hide my bump because it offends you. You won’t die from being offended, I
If you breastfed it was easy for you and
you’re making a statement by feeding your hungry baby.
sitting quietly breastfeeding, minding my own business and been verbally
attacked by people who have gone out of their way to find me and tell me not to
make them feel guilty, it isn't as easy for everyone else.
Mmmmkay. Breastfeeding is a learnt skill, like all
parts of parenting, it doesn't just happen like magic. I had to battle low supply from a breast
reduction, I had to battle “booby traps” from bad advice to feed on a schedule
and limit time at the breast (meaning baby takes in too little milk). The first 6 weeks were quite an adjustment
(regardless of how you feed your baby, those first 6 weeks are a time of huge
adjustment and learning), though thankfully I was spared any pain as latching
went well. You made a different choice
to me or you didn't have access to good information and support, or you just
hated it or didn't want to do it, not sure how that translates to me making you
feel guilty by sitting in a quiet corner of a restaurant feeding my baby. Imagine the outcry if I marched up to formula
feeding fathers and told them they were making me feel guilty because someone
else was taking a turn to feed the baby and give mom a break?
You’re just playing dolls!
my baby. I’ve never heard of anyone,
lying on his or her death bed, who says to the family gathered round “you know,
I really wish I’d held my babies less”.
I was 27
when I had my first child, not that my age really matters when it comes to
sniffing the top of my dear baby’s head.
I loved staring at his beautiful face, perfect little hands, snuggling
him and enjoying getting to know him. I think the technical term is bonding. I don’t think I’ll ever understand this sentiment.
You’d better name your child the names I, a
perfect stranger like.
sometimes I say we haven’t decided, and sometimes I make up outlandish names –
Marmaduke, Gertrude, Fabio, Agnes.
stranger doesn't like the name we’ve chosen? Thanks, I’ll factor that in (not). You might love the names I don’t like, but that’s okay, it’s your child
I hope you’ll have a natural birth without an
complete strangers, and well, pretty much everyone else too.
I think that
the decisions my doctor and I make about my body and my child’s body are none
of your business. Personally I wanted
natural births and had uncomplicated, natural births and it all worked out. But, what if
my baby had gone into distress or there was a cord prolapse, or baby’s shoulder
or head was stuck or I was just so terrified of natural birth or of indignity
that I didn't want to go through it? Is
this anyone else’s business? These
decisions are taken with due consideration to risk and medical history and
personal preferences, unless you know mine in detail, the topic isn't up for
What have you been asked or told that has done
nothing but make you shake your head?
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