You know you're a parent when...
Cereal in the fridge, half eaten bananas and unexplained bruises. Is this what being a parent is all about?
Our Facebook fans let us in on the little hints that point to them being parents.

Sleep? What sleep?

When 8 hours sleep in a row is your wildest fantasy! - Gman Gman

Instead of waking quietly and at your own pace, you get asked 100 questions in 5 seconds by a very energetic toddler bouncing on the bed and into your face! - Navisha Bechan

It's all poo

When you analyse soiled nappies with the intensity of a CSI agent. - Umna Adams
When you throw a party for making a poo poo in the toilet! - Catherine Anne Vaghi

Someone else's poo on your hands is not such a big deal. - Lindy Noel Diamond

When discussing poo/snot at the dinner table is not taboo. - Rebecca Van Eeden

Sway baby, sway

When you stand in the queue and rock even if your not holding your children! - Mandy Crouse

You can't not sway, even if the baby's not in your arms. Like you're rocking an invisible baby to sleep. - Zahrah Desiree Abdullatief

Dealing with food

When you find a half eaten banana in your handbag. - Catherine Anne Vaghi

When you only go to restaurants when there's a play area just so you can get a forkful of food in your mouth without being interrupted. - Natalie De Vos

You have supper like you're breaking the world record for the most food swallowed in the shortest amount of time. - Zahrah Desiree Abdullatief

Your plate of food becomes the community household plate for all. I love when I can get a whole plate to myself. - Amy Lane

When eating cold food is the norm. - Soraya Sahabodien Noor

What are your tell-tale signs to being a parent?

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