Weird things parents say
Parents confess to the hilarious and strange things they've said to their kids.
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Stop eating sand! Take your fingers out of my mouth! Why are your pants off again?! We've all been there.

We asked Facebook, Twitter and Instagram to share the weirdest things they've ever said to their kids. Here are some of their confessions.

Dog's bum confession
Facebook/Lyndsay

Adopted confession
Facebook/Karen

Whistling confession
Facebook/Sonya

Underwear confession
Facebook/Umna

Vicks confession
Facebook/Rox-Anne

Ash confession
Facebook/Natasha

Ear confession
Facebook/Umna

Lollipop confession
Facebook/Eudore

Toilet confession
Facebook/Farhiya

Fart confession
Twitter/@TarynHun

Zebra confession
Twitter/@TarynHun

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