Kids' savagery at its finest
Sometimes kids say some uncouth things. The adults work very hard at keeping a straight face, but deep down, they're rolling on the floor laughing.
Kids say hilarious things. They also say some seriously inappropriate things, but even so, they still warrant a good, hearty laugh.
Teaching our kids to think before they speak is one of the important jobs we have as parents, and often it is challenging to keep a straight face when delivering this important lesson.
Sometimes, we can't keep it to ourselves. We have to spread the word and connect with other parents - whether friends or complete strangers - about our kids and the amazing things their little minds conjure up.
When they catch you off-guard:
When they have random epiphanies:
When they share their great wisdom:
When they're smart-mouthed:
When they verbalise what every woman feels:
When they push your buttons:
When they show their naïvety:
When you want the earth to swallow you:
And of course, when they know just what to say:
Sometimes kids really say some atrocious things. Have your kids said something witty, clever or downright despicable things? Share them with us by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org.