Funny family comebacks
Comebacks for parents and kids.
Kids are cheeky and parents are annoying but sometimes the things they say are pretty funny.
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Here are a few witty comebacks from both parents and children:
On bad singing
KID: Mom, who sings that song?
MOM: Lady Gaga.
KID: Let's keep it that way.
KID: I'm bored.
PARENT: You're not bored, you're boring.
PARENT: Money doesn't grow on trees!
KID: Well that's why I'm asking you.
KID: I'm bored
PARENT: Oh good you can help me clean the house.
Those 3 words
KID: I hate you!
PARENT: That's okay I love you enough for both of us.
KID: It's not fair!
PARENT: Well who says life is fair? Where is that written?
The ultimate defeat
PARENT: Eat your food!
KID: I don't like it.
PARENT: Why not? What's wrong with it?
KID: It doesn't taste like Granny's.
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