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Here's what the parents of Twitter are up to lately. Because we all know there is solidarity in misery. But also, kids are just so hilarious!
Got a hug from my son this morning. Pretty sure it was so he could wipe his nose on me.
— It'sReally10Months (@really10months) July 6, 2017
It makes sense that my kids always losing my remote controls; they took the rest of my control away years ago, might as well be consistent.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) July 5, 2017
my son swims like he's angry at water
— Grant Tanaka (@GrantTanaka) June 8, 2017
I hate when people ask if my newborn is a "good baby" and I have to tell them that he cries a lot and about how he keeps robbing banks
— Ash (@adult_mom) May 12, 2017
I just went to the supermarket alone. I have never felt more ALIVE.
— K∀RL∀ (@karlainvt) July 6, 2017
- married people with kids
"I'll do it later" is the kid equivalent of "I'll think about it".
— Jules (@SaltyCorpse) July 5, 2017
My son loves lizard facts but he can't quite say 'lizard' so he randomly makes statements like "Wizards protect themselves with camouflage".
— spacegirl incognito (@iamspacegirl) June 25, 2017
I can't be sure, but I think the song "Always and Forever" is about how long my son will be crying.
— Dragging Feeties (@DraggingFeeties) July 5, 2017
The most terrifying sound in the world... a massive 12 litre container of Lego spilling onto the floor..... i'm out.
— Caffeine & Fairydust (@CaffeineandF) July 1, 2017
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