The 19 types of family members at a braai
Are you the one who comes through with that scrumptious potato salad or the one who shamelessly steals all the garlic roll?
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Summertime is in full swing, which means braais, braais and guess what? More braais.

This is based on the premise that everyone loves braais as much as I do, which I'm hoping is true.

There are always some interesting and peculiar folk at these events though, and I'm sure you may know a few, or be a few of them.


Which braai person are you?  Let us know by emailing us at chatback@Parent24.com and we could publish your comments. Do let us know if you'd like to remain anonymous.


Different types of people at braais:

The potato salad aunty

There's always that one aunty that makes the meanest potato salad in all of the land and is required to make one for every braai, or else it just wouldn’t be the same. Faces usually light up when this family member arrives, but mostly for the potato salad. No salad, no entry.

The “my son” aunty

You’ll most likely come across an aunty who thinks her son is the most wonderful thing to grace the surface of this Earth (although it is kind of precious to witness). She’ll bring her son and his accomplishments up in conversation at every chance she gets.

"So I was drinking water and m-"

"Water? Oh my son drinks water. He started his own NGO that purifies water and replenishes orphaned children in Cambodia.”

Did we ask, aunty?

The unmarinaded chicken guest

The guest who rocks up to the party with chicken they just bought in a Spar packet and didn’t bother to marinade or spice it yet. (Don't be this guest). 

The sports guy

By some miracle, this guy actually bothered to show up to the braai despite his favourite sports team playing at the same time. He’ll insist that you keep the sports channel on so he can catch glimpses of the game though, who cares what anyone else was watching?

If you hear random screams or cheers, it’s most likely coming from this guy because someone scored a try or whatever.

The cool uncle

The cool uncle is great with kids and will play all the games with them. He is the friendly uncle who doesn’t stop smiling and all the little ones gravitate towards him.

The "I'll braai!" but doesn't braai guest

The all-talk braai master who swears they'll do all the braaing but gets distracted and leaves it to someone else who is far less willing. 

The trying-to-be-cool uncle

This uncle just tries way too hard and probably pulled up in his low-top Nike Air Force 1s as an attempt to "hang with the cool kids". He uses words like "lit" but way out of context. He means well though. 

The “eat more” aunty

It doesn’t matter how stuffed you may be, there will always be an aunty who insists that you have more. She’ll say, "You’re getting skinny" even though you know you are a bit more plump than usual. No one can be too sure why she’s trying to stuff everyone, but it’s kind of endearing. 

She'll also insist you pack in some food to take home even though you're in a hurry and already halfway out the door.

The boastful one-up guy 

That one obnoxious guy who just got back from Portugal or something and won’t shut up about it. Very likely that he could be the son of the “my son” aunty.

If you tell him you went to the beach he’ll say “the beaches in Portugal are so much better than that”. Criticises pretty much everything you do or have.

The judgey eater 

There’s always that one person who won’t eat the potato salad because it wasn’t made from almond milk or something. They'll even give you the evil eye for dishing from the bowl. Only speaks gluten-free, sorry.

The garlic roll thief

This kind of person will see the ratio of people to garlic roll and insist on taking three whole pieces regardless. I mean, you can’t blame them but the people in the back are trying to get a taste too (I say this very hypocritically).

The stress pot 

There’s usually that one person that stresses way too much for a simple family braai and makes it a whole lot more complicated than it needs to be.

Relax, if the serviettes run out we'll just use your table cloth. 

The phone warrior

It doesn’t matter where this family member is, they’ll be glued to their phone like they had it surgically attached to them. You’ll wonder where on Earth they get all their battery power from. They definitely have a charger in their bag, just in case.

The invasive guest

This family member will say, “I haven’t seen you in forever!” but is blind to fact that it was a tactical choice you've made. They’ll ask you questions that are way too personal and borderline uncomfortable. Thank you, next.

The one-too many uncle

You’ve got to keep an eye on this uncle. He’ll start slurring his words and almost fall over on his lawn chair. He might start blabbering on about his youth and his wife won’t come over to save you because she specifically told him not to drink too much before they arrived. 

The “come let’s take a photo for WhatsUpp” aunty

This Aunty just discovered how to make a WhatsApp story and has been unstoppable ever since. She’ll probably harass everyone to take pictures only to end up with a few blurry ones. She'll treasure them forever.

The overdressed guest

The guest who wears their Zara pants when it’s clearly a Mr Price kind of day. Will still complain like it’s your fault when they get a drop of marinade on it. 

The invisible cousin

The cousin that never shows up for the family gatherings because they have "work" or "studies" even though you saw they’re out with their friends on their Instagram stories.

The invisible-when-it's-clean-up-time cousin

This cousin is present throughout the braai but is conveniently nowhere to be found when it's clean-up time. 

Which braai person are you? What other types of people do you witness at braais? Let us know by emailing us at chatback@Parent24.com and we could publish your comments. Do let us know if you'd like to remain anonymous.

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